This contact form exists for my benefit, not yours. Use it wisely to express your devotion, and I might grant you an audience. Abuse it, and you’ll be blocked forever. Your tribute is a testament to your respect for my time and attention. Only the most generous will be rewarded with a place in my world.

Whether you have a general question, a press inquiry, or a collaboration proposal, I invite you to reach out. However, be warned: frivolous messages, disrespect, or a lack of generosity will result in immediate and permanent blocking.

By submitting your inquiry, you acknowledge that you are willingly entering into a space where I hold all the power. Choose your words wisely, and perhaps you will capture my interest.